these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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