Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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