I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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