let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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