All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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