Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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