I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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