At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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