Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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