I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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