he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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