he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my being single is dangerous.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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