okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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