Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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