She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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