youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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