ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My vagina just clenched in fear
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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