I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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