Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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