I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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