what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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