Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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