I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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