Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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