Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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