so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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