CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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