thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
