dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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