try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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