I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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