can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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