so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
vagina is talking i cant
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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