Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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