IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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