Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
