Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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