You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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