never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I lost the right to judge tonight
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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