is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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