Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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