you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
