dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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