google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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