Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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