I am puke
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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