I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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