Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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