please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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