: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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