i will never coherently bang her
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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